A mystery
Hello, I am your super expensive database. Bow before me. Today I will reprimand you for doing something stupid. I know you didn't mean it, but I'm going to be rude anyhow cause I have an attitude. All I'm going to tell you is 'ORA-00942: table or view does not exist'. Don't bother asking me anything else. Good bye.
Oracle is currently at version 11. I'd like to be proven wrong, but I'm willing to bet that this error message and others like it are not going to have any context in them for generations to come.
